The sky is falling faster than ever Chicken Little

Website design By BotEap.comThe sky is falling, the sky is falling and it is falling faster than ever, or so the media hysteria tells us. Oh, what is this time? Will an asteroid hit Earth in 2036, the Mayan Calendar of 2012, or Social Security runs out in 2043? Oh no, oh, oh, me!

Website design By BotEap.comIn fact, in fact, that is if you are not blown to smithereens by an evildoer, a cunning evildoer, or an international terrorist. And that probably won’t happen because Global Warming will cook the planet after sea levels rise and drown a third of the human population. Well, will this happen to everyone who didn’t die from Y2K or Bird Flew this summer? Better turn on the Art Bell radio show and find out the latest conspiracy theories?

Website design By BotEap.comYou will surely die a slow death from HIV/AIDS if Global Warming doesn’t catch up with you before all that. All because you bought an SUV to get your family around safely, so you don’t get hit and killed in a car accident by someone driving a Hummer?

Website design By BotEap.comYou think that’s bad, here comes the 2007 Atlantic Tropical Hurricane Season where Mother Nature is going to make up for the mild 2006 Season. Soon you’ll be blowing in the wind like a Saffir-Simpson Cat VI takes you out to sea? But not all is lost. Did I save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieko?

Website design By BotEap.comI certainly hope this article was of interest and thought provoking. The goal is simple, to help you in your quest to be the best in 2007. I appreciate you reading my many articles on various topics that interest you.

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